Thursday Thirteen #61-The Car One

Thirteen Things about My Old Car As I mentioned a while back, my last car was kind of totaled in a bit of an accident. I never really went into the story of what happened and now that everything is resolved, I figure I will soon enough. But here are 13 ways my car was not in an accident, maybe. 1.I got way way too close to a volcano 2.I told Mrs Duck that the show Lost was overrated and she took revenge. 3.One word:Flamethrower 4.I yelled Go Cowboys at an Eagles tailgate party. 5.I tried to channel my inner Evil Kneival 6.I thought a Corolla would make a great Zamboni. 7.Indigestion after some really spicy Mexican food, the interior never recovered. 8.I decided to take a scenic tour of Camden 9.What? Who knew cars don't float? 10.I thought the fact that I only had a few payments left was a bad thing. 11.The urban legend about the hook in the roof really happened. 12.I am a big fan of the Calgary Flames 13.I am just a freaking idiot

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All Engines Reverse, Mr Tidy Bowl Man

Ok, first on a quick note, be sure to scroll down to my Thursday Thirteen. Their are some pictures that I am really proud of and loved sharing.

Now, back to the title, which was my thoughts at about 8:30 this morning. And before you jump to conclusions, my prayer to the porcelain god had nothing to do with overdoing the bourbon the night before. I was bone dry on the alcohol front, I had to pay at least some attention to Lost.

But, their I found myself this morning, after a fitful night of sleep where it felt to me that my stomach had expanded out to about 5 months of baby size, no small feat. I did not get in depth to what exactly was being spewed out of my body, though I can for certain confirm it was pizza related.

And, there is the rub. A few weeks back I determined I was quite lactose intolerant to ricotta cheese. Now it is beginning to appear that I might be allergic to all white cheeses of Italian decent. Which hurts, well beyond the pain of vomitting, because I love pizza, chicken parm, eggplant parm, actually any kind of parm. I can confirm that I might have had one itsy bitsy piece of pizza too many last night, but no more then my usual sitting.

So, what do I do? I am doubting my local hum drum supermarket is going to offer me a large variety of soy based mozzarellas! And while I can and do take lactaid, when it comes to the pizza it may actually call for a carton of Lactaid, which does not sound healthy to me on many other levels. So, all you vegans, vegetarians, moms with kids who have food allergies. I am looking to you for guidance. And maybe to clean up the bathroom??

Oh and by the way, I am feeling better right now, thanks. All set for some cheeseburgers and fries!

So Lost

Lost?? Well there is an hour of my life I wont get back

Just in Case

you were wondering why the evil "bitch" on Lost looked familiar...

"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS"