Friday, October 19, 2007

Pick Your Poison #7/Huskie Jokes

This weekend, a renewal of a Pacific Northwest Rivalry occurs. The Oregon Ducks (see that Rhet) take on the University of Washington Huskies. If you ask an Oregon fan, there are 2 big rivals, the Huskies and the Oregon State Beavers. Usually, by the time UO plays the Beavers, the season is already set. The boys in Green are playing in the Holiday/Sun Bowl and the Beavers are fighting to play in some bowl game. So, honestly, there is little animosity with Oregon State, because they usually beat someone that helps us.

Now, University of Washington, there is hatred. Hatred that almost gets violent. And if nothing else arises in some great jokes at the Fuskies expense.

Q: What do Paris Hilton and UW have in common?
A: They both got screwed by a guy named 'Rick' (The Uw Rick is cheater ex-coach Rick Neuheisal)

Q: What's the difference between the Huskies and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Huskies and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do the Huskies and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: What do a Husky cheerleader and a Husky quarterback have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time on their backs.

A big thank you to HuskiesSuck.Com and a big thank you to UW for being such good comedic fodder.

So, for Pick your Poison and in the interest of fair play, it is one drink that is purple and 2 drinks that are green (Fuck you, I am a Ducks fan, I am being nice including one purple drink)

Purple People Eater

2oz Gin
1oz Vodka
6oz Cranberry Juice
6oz Grape Juice

Mix Liquor and Juice in a tall glass
Serve on Ice if requested.


Martian Martini

2oz Gin
1oz Midori Melon Liquer

Combine Gin and Midori in Shaker with ice. Shake. Strain into a martini glass. Enjoy.

Green Flash

2oz Dark Rum
1oz Blue Caracao
.75oz Amaretto
2oz Pineapple Juice
2oz Orange Juice

Shake well with ice, garnish with pineapple wedge, cherry, and float of rum.

Enjoy and tune in at 7:30 eastern time on your local Fox Sports Channel for one of the best rivalries of the year.


Matt-Man said...

Mmmmmm Cranberry Juice and Vodka. Cheers!!