This was going to be the what Mrs Duck is getting for Christmas post, but she has started reading here, so, in a switch, its gonna be 13 things she wont get.
1….Anything from Tiffany's. Now I am not saying there won't be anything shiny or anything like that, im just saying I dont think my credit rating gets me through the front door of Tiffany's
2.Season Tickets to the 76ers. Though I dont think anyone is asking for those for Christmas.
3.A Fendi and Moncler Spy Bag Hello??? $2100?? For a purse where everything will fall to the bottom and get lost?
4.A gym membership. Unless it is something that is asked for, or the gift reciepient already has or expecets, this membership just has disaster written all over it. Mixed Message for sure.
5.A Lexus with a big red bow. Yes the commercials are cute, but how do you match that gift next year?
6.Power Tools. I think we would both stare at each other, unsure of what exactly one would do with an orbital sander.
7.A Table top Foosball Table from Sharper Image. Yes, it seems like the cheapest gift on the list so far, but Mrs Duck would wonder when we were opening the bar in the basement.
8.Sky Diving Lessons. She would run to check her life insurance because she would think I was out to do her in.
9.A subscription to the hot sauce of the month club Read the posts about the Chili and the Chicken with Mole Sauce below. Definetly more a gift for me, when it comes to Hot stuff, the Irish side of Mrs Duck shines through.
10.A backstage pass to a Bon Jovi Concert. I would be afraid she would run away with Jon and never come back.
11.The 2006 Totally Office Calendar. Mrs Duck turned me on to Preston & Steve since she was listening to them first on Y100, but I just dont think she would totally appreciate it.
12.A zero gravity space flight. You know they dont call it a Vomit Comet for nothing. Hey last minute gift needs, only $3000.
13.A Hacky Sack. Nothing says I love you like a little knit afghan filled with little beads.
So what arent you gonna buy this year?
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