Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Christmas Express-Quiz Station

Boy Oh Boy, I must really suck at Christmas

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

Thanks, I think, to the Monkey Barn.


Matt-Man said...

I'm a Christmas sweater:

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

I hate sweaters. Cheers!!

MissMargo said...

I'm fruitcake.

tiff said...

I am a pair of socks.


Tug said...

You Are Socks!

Cozy and warm... but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.

HMMMMMMMM...Now I just need a puppetmaster!

The Gal Herself said...

I am a fruitcake. (And there are many who would agree with that assessment.)

Anthony said...

I am a Christmas Sweater.
"Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky."

I think it's mostly because I had to choose the "best available" answer from the list. Not too many of them matched what I really would have answered.

My fav Xmas song is "Santa Lost a Ho"

rennratt said...


My favorite Christmas song is "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen.

Like they'd ever put THAT on a list.

Rachel said...

LOL! You're a letdown. Damn.
Guess I should just quit reading now, ahhhh... you seemed so full of hope and promise :-)

Hyperion said...

You forgot the best part; saying,

"Fuck you, Christmas Gift Quiz!"

It truly makes you feel better.

Oh, and no surprise, but I was fruitcake too.

Desert Songbird said...

Gad zooks! Me too!

Starrlight said...

Add me to the Sweater List. Wonder if I am cotton or a poly blend?