Tuesday, July 31, 2007

A different Kinda risk


Any body that plays golf knows that not only is it a game that needs concentration and luck, but there is also a bit of risk involved. Do I try to drive my ball over the lake, or lay up (hmm that will seem like a bad term in a moment) short of the lake and just take a par. Do I try and whack (not good) the ball through this gap in the trees, or just chip it back onto the fairway and take my bogey.

Well, this week at the Island Green Country Club in Northeast Philadelphia, there was a different kind of risk, and probably a new way to describe an up and down on the golf course. (yes its a joke stolen from a beer commercial) Club Risque,a popular strip club, held a golf outing on Monday at the golf course, and apparently, some of the strippers that went along with the outing were doing a tad more then posing. Now, I wonder who didn't see this kind of trouble coming? Strippers in bikinis and there are just going to stay in bikinis? Sure they are. Now if this was a private course in the middle of nowhere, this may not have been such a big deal. But since Island Green is in the middle of one of the few straight up (eeps) suburban areas of Philadelphia and the fact that the some of the tee boxes and greens are close to the edge of the course, which leads out to those suburban neighborhoods, some of the innocent passersby were less then thrilled with the extra shows being done in the rough and buff.

NBC10 gets credit for answering the phone when the tip came through. Now, I have no real problem with strippers in bikinis on a golf course, of course I wouldnt. But, I wonder who came up with the brillant idea in the first place. Though, what would be worse would be if Chantal or Domica could out drive me. A lap dance would not compensate for the embarassment.

16 comments:

Dragon said...

I guess Buddy there needed 3 caddies to ummm...handle his balls.

Tilly Greene said...

I couldn't believe this...now Sparky, this isn't why you like golf, is it?

Anonymous said...

Uh, Foursome playing through?

Anonymous said...

Now, I'm no prude. However, I don't think I'd like to see this in my backyard. (you can see a golf course from my patio)

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

i never get invited to outings like that....
hope after the lap dance, before they teed off they washed their balls

Valtool said...

You know, I've heard about these enough times but never played. Usually a rock and roll station is involved, and a charity to make it more respectable-looking. In Orlando I remember them being sponsored by Hooters (a restaurant, not a strip club) and Rachel's (a strip club).

Rebecca said...

I really like golf, but it doesn't do well with my short attention span. I can handle it for so long, then, no matter how much fun it is, I just kind of space out.
;-)

Erin said...

I don't think this guys wife is going to be too happy ;)

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